Last June, John and I were
lucky enough to go see the amazing
Flight of the Conchords. They now have
a show on HBO. And it's pretty awesome. The songs have all been slightly altered from the versions that I'm used to, making some funnier and some less funny, but still good.
The most recent episode might be my favorite so far. Here's part of the reason why:
Yeah, I love that.
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Dear
Jason Lee,
I've just gotten home from seeing
Transformers. It was no where near as bad as I expected. It was a long, silly live-action cartoon of pretty ladies and big robots. Not exactly my cup of tea, but you have to understand that in the 1980's, as now, I was a girl. Until about five minutes before the previews started tonight, I thought Optimus Prime was a bad guy. Needless to say, I didn't watch the
Transformers cartoon, and this is a little embarassing.
Changing the subject for a moment, Mr. Lee, do you remember that you ate at the Baja Fresh at Sunset and Vine during the opening weekend of
Episode III? Well, I was there, too. My husband and I were there with our friends (Chris, Jennifer, and Greg), having a quick bite to eat before mingling with the Boba Fett and Chewy in the lobby of
Arclight. You were there in your trendy clothes and weird
Earl facial hair. And I was so excited to see you. Do you remember? Of course, I know you don't remember me, but do you at least remember owning a cool plaid shirt?
Mr. Lee, I first saw you in
Dogma, because I didn't see Kevin Smith's movies in order. In college, I came to know you as Banky and Brodie, both of whom I found (and try to still find) adorable. I must tell you now, with love, that Brodie would be ashamed of you now.
Now, I'm not saying this to be hateful, I'm saying this as a sort of warning. You see, next month, a
live-action movie of
Underdog will be coming to theaters. And you are the voice of Underdog. Mr. Lee, surely you see that this was in bad form. I'm willing to cut you some slack, because you're much older than me and, in fact, new episodes of the original cartoon were still being made when you were a child. I'm sure you grew up on it. I'm sure it could've even been exciting for you to be his voice, in whatever dumb format Disney felt compelled (by what ridiculous force, only you and your ridiculous movie folk know) to create. But, I'm afraid I can only give you so much slack.
Before going into the theater this evening, my husband and I saw a huge, cardboard version of the movie poster for
Alvin and the Chipmunks. Have you lost your mind?! How much money did they give you? Your face was over 3 feet tall, towering over the ugliest CG rodents I could've ever imagined!
Breckin Meyer, once known in my mind as the cute skater boy from
Clueless, is dead to me now because of his
offences against the cartoons of my youth. As is
Matthew Broderick, for the
same reason. I don't want you to be on that list! You're teetering on the edge! You're Brodie! Brodie would agree with me! You're destroying your reputation!
I swear to you, if I find out that you are somehow involved in a live-action
My Little Pony movie, I'll track you down and beat you with a
Rainbow Brite doll.
My final plea, Mr. Lee:
Stop ruining the cartoons of my childhood!
Thank you.
P.S. Stay away from the
Care Bears, too.
Labels: childhood., movies., toys., tv.
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Last night was the big Harry Potter release party. It was a huge success. All the planning and organization really paid off. John was there and took lots of
pictures. He said a group of kids started calling him
Colin.
I made five snitches like this one, which we hung in various places around the store. Three of them and two brooms were suspended from tree branches over the patio.
I bought a copy of the
book, just because it felt like the right thing to do. I'm still reading
Goblet of Fire.
Labels: books., sewing/crafting., work.
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Sitting in our 'fridge right now is a bowl and a half of banana pudding. This is actually less than I was expecting to have left over. I made three big bowls of it to take to a church function tonight, not really knowing how many people would come. John and I are on the Mission Team and this year the team has chosen to support the
Red Bird Mission in Beverly, KY. Our program tonight was called "A Night in Appalachia," because we were informing some of the people of the congregation about the mission and the region it's a part of. My banana pudding was a "regional" treat. Only I didn't make it the fancy way. I used instant Jell-o pudding and Cool Whip.
On Friday, the store where I work is having a Harry Potter midnight release party for book 7. That's in two days. We don't have the books. And we won't get them until Friday. Because
Scholastic is freaking out that people will read it early and destroy all the fancy-pants secrets of who lives and dies or who ends up with whom. So because a bunch of meanies want to ruin the fun for everyone, I'm on pins and needles planning a party for a book I've yet to see.
Add to that the fact that our children's section is being / has been rebuilt
this week. In fact, our carpenter is probably in the store right now installing some shelves.
On Monday, the book buyer and general manager of the store, who has been living in another state for two years, had her first day back in the store. So, I finally met the person I've been talking to on the phone nearly every day for over a year. It was sort of like meeting Charlie from
Charlie's Angels. (At least, I guess that's what it was like, since I never really watched that show.)
Also on Monday, my old boss showed up at the store.
What a crazy week! I'm really looking forward to Saturday. We're probably not going to do much this weekend, so maybe I'll actually read. Or sew.
Our church and both of our jobs know that we're moving back to TN this fall, so I'm starting to feel the pressure of needing to prepare for that. John and I went to
Lowe's this weekend and picked out stuff for the house we'll be moving into. (My parents own a little house in the woods that no one is using anymore. My sister lived there for a few years after she got married.) The house needs a little work, like new
ceiling fans and paint.
We saw the
new Harry Potter movie on Saturday, after going to Lowe's. I really liked it a lot, but the third one is still my favorite.
That night, I think I dreamed about Harry Potter flying around my new bathroom. But the details are a little fuzzy, so I'm not sure.
Labels: books., movies., work.
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